SANDY NYGARD
his response to "no, you can't" is "watch me." breaks curses not out of altruism but because he loves to mess with a well-written contract. if this makes him seem like a Good Person™, he won't argue. :^) borderline mad scientist vibes.
na fir ghorma
(AKA "the blue men of the minch", "storm kelpies")
mer-like creatures who live in the waters of the minch. when a human boat comes near, they call out a couple lines of poetry the sailors should know and if the captain doesn't finish the verse, said boat gets capsized. it's the price you pay for being a taste-deficient tresspasser.
warlock
baby made a deal with a devil and now spends his time pissing off other devils.
personality
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driven/ambitious •
intelligent •
outgoing! genial! charismatic! •
could gab all day •
passionate •
loyal (to one person)
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meticulous •
fierce •
codependent •
relaxed exterior, moody interior •
cross blaise at your own risk
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loves to break rules & refuse impossibilities
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spiteful •
judgemental •
obsessive •
high maintenance •
prone to arrogance •
button pusher •
not honest •
selfish (the self includes blaise) (did we mention obsessive)
appearance
slightly webbed fingers and toes. skin has an iridescent sheen if the sun hits it just so but it's more the effect you catch out of the corner of your eye than one you can stare at. hair has a natural green tinge & uses a specially forumlated toner (of his own devising!) to wash it out.
always impeccably put-together. wears The Nice Stuff: luxury knits, shoes that exist in their own tax bracket, the kind of designer pieces that don't need a label.
always impeccably put-together. wears The Nice Stuff: luxury knits, shoes that exist in their own tax bracket, the kind of designer pieces that don't need a label.
background
π once upon a time, a beautiful firebird plummeted from the sky and a merman gatekeeper fell in love. when it was time for the phoenix to leave, the merman wanted to go with him β but it was physically impossible, as he possessed neither legs nor wings, and needed the sea's water to survive.
π so he found the wrong (right) witch, scammed her for a while, revealed himself, pissed her off, and she cursed him with a mostly-human form. "oh no." (oh yes.) "that's not what i wanted at all." (that's exactly what he wanted.) immediately he left his home school, dragged himself onto land at the edge of the scottish highlands, and learned how to walk on his own two legs.
π fiercely protective and infinitely indulgent, he's been by blaise's side ever since. he'll follow his husband anywhere, for any reason, and for any amount of time... but not "no questions asked" because he's a nosy little bitch.
π he took a liking to magic, which as a storm kelpie he had a natural aptitude for, and then another liking for the sciences, which were so close to magic the pursuits felt indistinguishable.
π when he got frustrated with how he was going to DIE in a couple hundred years but the LOVE OF HIS LIFE was just going to KEEP ON LIVING FOREVER, he struck a deal with a devil. he's immortal now! that's cool! and he's a warlock! that's inconvenient cool too!!
π there's a millennium of history here so let's agree that he went to a lot of places, lived a lot of lives, and did a lot of things: some of them for blaise, others for himself, and others still for his patron.
π while sandy's skeptical about joining the adventure societyβhe prefers the freedom of freelancingβwhat blaise wants, blaise gets. at least he'll have access to the society's library and resources, which piqued his curiosity enough that he's promised not to whine too much about their new city, living space, routines, chef quality, etc.
miscellaneous trivia
π finds mortal trends Delightful; follows but doesn't subscribe. loves good gossip and drama.
π dislikes when people sing along to songs but they don't know the lyrics.
π strong feelings about ogden nash but idk which way he swings yet.
π quiet benefactor of a few STEM programs for young girls.
π works he claims were based on himself and/or blaise include: william shakespeare's the phoenix and the turtle, hans christian andersen's the little mermaid.
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